>> > >>>Hokkien Titanic> >> > >>>> >>> >>> Scene 1:> >> > >>> Jack: Hey siao eh? Me teach you anchua fly, want or not? Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh . Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teachyou . Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh . Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing,then I hug you . Rose: Like thet huh? Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms...Wah lau eh, why so smelly one? Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah! Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar! Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..
Scene 2: One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud footsteps. He looked to see what was going on, and he saw a super chio about to jump off the deck . He walked over and tried to persuade her not to jump . Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late dun sleep do what? What's your name? Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people call me Rose . Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your name like the mamasan at ZhongGuo Chen (China City) . Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump . Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump for what? Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you jump? Jack: Wah lau, don't lahaiyah . So Jack continued to persuade her for a few hours. After three hours... Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah , siao ah you ? Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay sian meh?? Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So, please lah, don't jump lah.. Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao . Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading... Rose: I really jump ah, really ah ? Really ah ? Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!! Jack was very du lan after wasting somuch time. So, he kicked Rose's KaCheng and sent her into her watery grave . Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh beh wasste my time. Then Jack turned around and he saw the second most beautiful girl on the ship... Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name? Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor . I saw you kick my sister .Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor . She always steal my boyfriends one. So Jack and Hibiscus live happily everafter
1:07 PM NICOLE♥
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Changed skin, almost like everyday. So when I was coding this skin (current one), I accidently erase my exblog skin's html!!! So now I can't like submit my ex blogskin >):
Okay, nevermind. Melissa said that she'll reach at 7am so I like drag myself to wake up. So late already still haven't reach, then bloodynehneh, SHE'S STILL SLEEEEEEEEPINGGGG! DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
Make me wake up from my beauty sleep, then now, 11AM, SHE STILL SLEEPING. AHHHHH.
Her dad say she will reach after lunch. If she's late or whatever again. I'll gorge out her eyeballs.
HAHAHAHA.
Wtf!! I just scold Melissa stupid a few times on the phone & my father is like what "oi, you don't be so vulgar" WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWTF.
10:54 AM NICOLE♥
Wednesday, May 30, 2007.
ZOMFG! HOLY GOSHHHHHHHHHH. I know this is my very stupid fifth post for the day but AND I'M OUGHT TO/ SHOULD/ MUST GO ON DIETTTTTTT. I'm must/ought to/should go swimming tomorrow. I'll skip breakfast.
morning - plain bread recess - own water and if veryveryvery hungry, 50c mushroom soup. lunch. unless veryveryvery hungry, only can eat noodles. if not try not to eat hightea- gth, cannot. dinner- dinner supper- cup of milo if veryveryvery hungry :D
8:21 PM NICOLE♥
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THE WHOS Who is your bestfriend? . Darhlings? Alot. Who is your form teacher? . Mdm Tee Lian Choon Who are you thinking of now? . Homework. (my 'friendly' neighbourhood workwork, LOL) Who would you want to be with now? . Darhlings. Who do you support for American Idol 6? . I don't watch this kind of show. :3 Who do you want to be? . Myself
THE WHATS What is your name? . Nicole What is your height and weight? . 158cm & 41kg What do you do for a living? . Schooling,Sleeping,Slacking! ;D What kind of house do you live in? . Condominium. What is your favourite colour? . Pink&Black&White&Grey&Brown. What do you do when you are angry? . Umm, keep quiet :x
THE WHYS Why do you think you are unique? . Im not unique in any way. Why do you think you have time to do this survey? . Because i have time. (: Why did you join Friendster? . For fun?
THE WHENS When were you born? . 13july1995 When did you started schooling? . 4 Years Old lahh! When did you last cry? . Forgot, and don't wish to remember When did you say "I love you"? . I love you computer. Now. When is the next holiday? . JUNE. (super boring)
THE WHERES Where do you stay? . Singapore. Where do you go to school? . Mbs Where do you hang out after school? . Home & shops near school? Where do you study? . Classroooooooooms. Where do you go to relax? . Bathroom&Bed. Where is the best place to be? . Home? __________________________________________________
Were you a planned baby? - Yes, i think :D Were you the first? - Nope. Who was present at your birth? - Parents, Doctor, Nurses. Were your parents married when you were born? - Of course luh. What is your birth date? - 13th July 1995
Part 2: The Family An only child? - Absolutely nope! If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest? - Youngest... T_T What are your sibling's names? - Mark[elder brother]. Which parent do you get along with best? - Almost the same? What do you fight about with your parents? - Freedom.
Part 3: The Friends Do you have more than one best friend? - Of course lah! What do you like to do when you are together? - Laugh, Joke, Gossip, Slack. Do you share the same interests? - Some. Which friend can you tell everything to? - Darhlings?
Part 4: Your Personality How high/low is your self esteem? - Urm... medium! Do you get depressed about things easily? - Depends on what things :D. Do you consider yourself an extrovert (outgoing) or an introvert (reserved?) - BOTH! Are you happy? - Bored Do you live life to the fullest? - I don't know. :
Part 5: Appearance Are you comfortable with the way you look? - No Describe your hair? - ShoulderLength... How do you dress? - Singaporean Style :D.
Part 6: The Past Were you a strange child? - No... Do you have the same friends? - Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing? - Don't know. Are you scared of growing old? - Im already growing old. : what do you think? Do you want to get married? - Didn't think so far?
Part 8: The Outdoors Do you prefer indoors or outdoors? - Both lahs! Favorite Season? - Winter&Spring&Autumn. Do you like walking in the rain? - Yes&No.
Part 9: Food Are you a vegetarian? - I pity vegetarian... What is your favorite food? - Is there a need to say all? T.T What food makes you want to gag? - Brinjer, Fish's Eye. What is your favorite dessert? - ICECREAMMMMMMMMM __________________________________________________
I actually went home straight after school. Okay, nevermind.
MrsLee was obviously kinda pissed with me today. But whatever. I've to like write damned reflections.
OH I'M SO SORRY! -_-!
Homework. She gave homework like as if she's giving us money or something. Synthesis, Close passage, Maths Activity, Newspaper article.. etc.
Alot of people didn't do the homework she gave yesterday. Call parents. Apologise. The usuals. Whatever shit.
Melissa's sleeping over tomorrow. Anything.
I just wna go out. THIS INSTANTTTTT!
I miss tickling Jezrika >): __________________________________________________
Neoprints taken at Century square with Jezrika,Joey,Yingshi & Melissa :D
12:39 PM NICOLE♥
Tuesday, May 29, 2007.
001: 4 Names in Your Inbox. -Jezrika, Joey, Melissa, Andrea
002: Your main ringtone? -SilentMode
003: What do you do at 12 last night? -Blogging.
004: Who was the last person you went out with? Where? - Jezrika, Joey, Melissa, Yingshi - TampinesMall
005: The colour of the T-Shirt you're wearing now. -Red
006: The last thing you did before this. -Doing assessment.
007: 3 of your everyday Essentials. -Water,Food&Money.
008: What colour is Your room? -White&Pink
009: How much money in your wallet now? -$2
010: How's Life? -Full of UPS and DOWNS.
011: Your Favourite City? -All except Singapore.
012: What will you do next weekend? -Stay at home? Out?
013: When was the last time you met your mother? -This morning?
014: Where is she now? -In her office?
015: When was the last time you talk to her? -this morning.
016: Who was the last person who texted you? -Daddy
017: Where did you have your dinner last night? -At home.
018: Last television proggramme you watched? -Campus superstar
019: Last thing you've borrowed from your friend. -Urmm...Let me think. BluePen!!! :D
020: How do you feel now? -Bored?
021: What do you order at MACS? -McNuggets.
022: The last time you felt sad. -Noooooooooow.
023: Status? -Single :D
024: Wish you were with the someone special right now? -Not really?
025: Favourite Colour? -Pink&Red.
026: Favourite Hangout? -Tm,School, home
027: Have you ever cried for a girl/guy? -Yes! Both. :D
028: Have you ever cry over a teacher? NO, lol.
029: What is your all-time favourite romance movie? -Urm, Im not sure.
030: How many times have you honestly been in Love? - 0? LOL.
031: Do you believe that everyone has a soulmate? -I guess so?
032: Do you think that you should put your friends first? -Yes,yes! :X 033: Have you ever had your heart brokened? -Nahhhhhhhhh!
034: Your thought on online relationships. -um, no comments? LOL.
035: Have you ever seen a friend as more than a friend? -Yes, oh my lala.
036: Do you believe in this statement, "Once a cheater always a cheater"? -Nope! If that person is willing to turn over a new leaf.
037: How many kids do you want to have? -Didn't think so far?
038: What are your views on gay marriage? -Perfectly alright :D!
039: At what age did you start noticing the opposite sex? -Idk? LOL. 040: What song do you want to hear at your Wedding? -Urm, not sure.
041: Do you know someone who likes you? -No.
042: If you can, who do you want to spent your life with forever? - Don't know.
043: How many ex do you have? - 0? LOL.
044: Still a virgin? -OHMYTOOOOOOOOOOT! Duhh...
045: Before you end this, make a wish. -Get good results for all my examinations for PSLE & more $ :D And then pass this on to 7 peoples. `A `N `Y `O `N `E `That are interested in doing it.
Hahahahaha
3:41 PM NICOLE♥
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12:57 PM NICOLE♥
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Today was totally, alright. ROFL, Went to school.
& Scott took my keychain, or was it braclet. Whatever. He snatched it. Mind you, quarreledddd. Yadayada.
3hours of Science. Was okay, but if it was English & Maths. ZZZZZZ!
I know, I'm mentally crazy to like keep changing links & changing, & changing. But what the hell, I can't find a suitable oneeeeee >):
Supplementary was totally shitttttttttt. Didn't bring whiteboard to went outside classroom. Whateverrrrrrrr.
Then during recess borrowed whiteboard from cassandraaaaa. Ahah, big cutie.
Slack around bubbletea shop awhile, took 65 to TM, screamed, laugh, tickle, just did everything we shouldn't do :x Took neoprints & stuff.
Too bad I don't know how to use my scanner? LOL :/
Tuition at 4, study & study.
After tuition walked home.
Everyone was totally deadbeat.
But still walked home. Ate, watched 校园 superstar.
Giggle loads, and oggle at babes & hunks.
ROFL.
Lazy to blog, Lazy to elaborate.
You'll never know the type of person you hated most is yourself.
Screw those selfish people.
9:35 PM NICOLE♥
Sunday, May 27, 2007.
Bloodyhell.
I was like watching America Next Top Model & went to kitchen to look at the cake momma baked.
Then when I went back to the living room, my f brother was like turning it to other channel.
Okay, then nevermind. I ask him change back, then he don't want.
Also nevermind, when show already I ask him change back. Then show already, he change back, then he fking mute the damn thing.
Obviously I go and snatch it right.
He super strong so I use my head to knock him super hard.
And he like smash my hand.
shit.shit.shit.shit.
And now my mother is scolding me say it's all my fault.
Nice world right.
My f ass.
11:56 PM NICOLE♥
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Vesak day performance was so whatever. sweat&muscle cramps. Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Didn't went home with band, but with Joey's daddy & mummy :D Aha, they fetched me homeeeeee. & treated lunch.
Okay craps. Whatever.
Camwhored the wholeeee period while walking around taka.
Mcdonald's shoes.
Celeste.
We, Joey&Nicole is a pathetic disgrace to mbs. LOL, rofl la. Whateverrrrrrr.
Back from tuition. Almost slept. Seriously, boring.
Lazy to edit the pictures. Maybe later?
Don't know.
4:23 PM NICOLE♥
Saturday, May 26, 2007.
Would you be there If I were blue, Would you be there for me, And whisper in my ear that's ok. Would you stand by me, Let me hold you tight, And say you love me one more time.
If I feel good, Would you slow dance with me, And touch my lips with tender loving care, Would you die for me, would you run with me, And never look back...
[Chorus]
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, To take my breath away.
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, To take my breath away.
Would you be there?
6:24 PM NICOLE♥
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我可以
寄 沒有地址的信 ji mei you di zhi de xin 這樣的情緒 有種距離 zhe yang de qing xu, you zhong ju li
你 放著誰的歌曲 ni fang zhe shei de ge qu 是怎樣的心情 能不能說給我聽 shi zen yang de xin qing, neng bu neng shuo gei wo ting
雨 下得好安靜 yu xia de hao an jing 是不是你 偷偷在哭泣 shi bu shi ni tou tou zai ku qi 幸福真的不容易 xing fu zhen de bu rong yi 在你的背景 有我愛你 zai ni de bei jing you wo ai ni
我可以 陪你去看星星 wo ke yi pei ni qu kan xing xing 不用再多說明 我就要和你在一起 bu yong zai duo shuo ming wo jiu yao he ni zai yi qi 我不想 又再一次和你分離 wo bu xiang you zai yi ci he ni fen li 我多麼想每一次的美麗 是因為你 wo duo me xiang mei yi ci de mei li shi yin wei ni
寄 沒有地址的信 ji mei you di zhi de xin 這樣的情緒 有種距離 zhe yang de qing xu, you zhong ju li
你 放著誰的歌曲 ni fang zhe shei de ge qu 是怎樣的心情 能不能說給我聽 shi zen yang de xin qing, neng bu neng shuo gei wo ting
雨 下得好安靜 yu xia de hao an jing 是不是你 偷偷在哭泣 shi bu shi ni tou tou zai ku qi 幸福它真的不容易 xing fu ta zhen de bu rong yi 在你的背景 有我愛你 zai ni de bei jing you wo ai ni
我可以 陪你去看星星 wo ke yi pei ni qu kan xing xing 不用再多說明 我就要和你在一起 bu yong zai duo shuo ming wo jiu yao he ni zai yi qi 我不想 又再一次和你分離 wo bu xiang you zai yi ci he ni fen li 我多麼想每一次的美麗 是因為你 wo duo me xiang mei yi ci de mei li shi yin wei ni
我可以 陪你去看星星 wo ke yi pei ni qu kan xing xing 不用再多說明 我就要和你在一起 bu yong zai duo shuo ming wo jiu yao he ni zai yi qi 我不想 又再一次和你分離 wo bu xiang you zai yi ci he ni fen li 我多麼想每一次的美麗 是因為你 wo duo me xiang mei yi ci de mei li shi yin wei ni
6:12 PM NICOLE♥
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Pictures taken yesterdayyyyyyy.
Joey laughing super sweetly while talking to markus. Aahahah.
And fat Wenxiang at bubbletea shop.
Played around with photoshop(Gimp) And blended. Heeeeeeeeeee.
12:04 PM NICOLE♥
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zomfg. HawtHawtHawt picture :x
veryvery random post! Haven't even started tuition homework. I'm so going to do it later/tomorrow. Procrastinating again. damnnnnnnnnnnnn. LazyLazyLazy.
I desperately wna go out :x I wanna exercise, but I'm lazy. LOL, I'm so hungryyyyyyyyyyy.
11:46 AM NICOLE♥
Friday, May 25, 2007.
My toe hurts >): I don't know whyyy. No warts again please :/
Prone to sickness recently. Woke up with damnnnnnn stomach ache. Couldn't even stand up -.-!
Slept awhile more, then drag myself to toilet to bathe & etc. Went back to room to sleep awhile. Skipped breakfast & used time to sleep more. Slept during car ride.
Crawled to classroom, fourth level. Wtf right. Super lethargic when PQ& Joey talked to me. Sorrrrry >):
Went down to canteen to buy drinks. Ran up to classroom, saw Mrslee, ran into classroom. Sang damnnnnnnn school song. Almost faint,seriously.
After pledge& stuff, ran to classroom to vomit. Alot, everything I ate yesterday.
Felt better so didn't went back home. MrsLee was like super unhappy with me & melissa, or she picked on us. whatever.
During recess, went to bookshop & saw Chuiwern buying this gluey thing. Bought for fun. Threw at Joey face & etccccccc. Disgusting, smelly. Threw away that thing.
Science was alright, and during art some pathetic idiot went to take joey''s gluey thing and threw it up to the wall, and MrsLiow is gonna tell MrsLee about it. Don't know whose that luh. What the heck?
& the damn class is surely gna blame me&Joey for buying it. Wtf.
Brandon threw a pen to the fan & dropped& hit joey.
Band was totally tiring. NormalNormal. Then during Midnight Escape wind chimes part, cause CaiHong played, and she was coming later, so we(me,joey,pauline) didn't play. & tio scolding. Gah. Sian.
6:07 PM NICOLE♥
Thursday, May 24, 2007.
Damn damn damn hungry >):
Today was like every usual day. sian/slack whole morning.
Have supplementary, but MrsLee said something like " who don't want to go, can don't go, but I don't care " So, alot of people left after Chinese. & after lunch, we went back, everyone(well, almost) seemed to came back. Lol, Wtf?
Redo the damn project.(Different versions of stories) Cause Melissa didn't bring. Super angry with her just now, I spent like around 1hour to do it, and she printed, but she didn't bring. Wth.
Blahhhhhhh. MrsLee talked for around 1 1/2 hours. Amazing? But what she said was really like. The philosophy of life. Ahaha.
Met Ys & pepos at 7-eleven. & told her about the Melissa thing. Ahahah :x
I'm so going to watch Gangster15 tomorrow. At youtube.
9:37 PM NICOLE♥
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MrsLee gave long talk about, um, stories? Like there's 3 different types of stories. Your version, my version, the true version. Quite funny But was too sleepy to really concentrate.
Chinese teacher came back. Scoldings. But everyone ignored her. Poor thing.
After recess, Mrslee lesson again. Forgot everything until last period. There's this, um, homework?
Just did finished :/ But printer can't use. Don't know how to use since I reformatted computer. Damnable? Actually Scott said he wanted to do but, doubt. Whatever. Very bored anyway. Gahhhhhhh.
While going home with Joey&Melissa, saw Andrea& Jezrika& Cassandra&Yingshi. All the chiobus ;x And coincidentally they going to Parkway? Or was it Marine Parade. So they also took 135. And I forgot everything again.
And about the truck incident I posted yesterday. I just realised.. Someone died :O
8 years old boy died from Changkat primary. Poor thing. Stupid truck driver. (yesterday's newspaper, Home.)
3:04 PM NICOLE♥
Tuesday, May 22, 2007.
I forgot everything. Well, almost everything.
Chinese teacher didn't come so went back after science supplementary. Intend to go to Joey's house.
Blah. Then walked pass Eastpoint. Was around 3+? There's this truck behind a drain. Guess they doing something to the drain. Even though alot people crowded around. We still Ignored. >_>
Went to Popular, bought some stuffs. Whateverrrrrrrrrr.
Hopes
& Rebond hair
& Contact lens
& Braces
& More piercing
& More clothes
& Minutes to midnight/ Linkin Park
& More cash
& New computer
& T.V in my room!
& Audition!
& scanner / for computer
& Own Ipod Nano